Got the blog going up (going up)... ON A FRIDAY. Wait what? I think it means that the top 4 teams don't actually stand much of a chance at winning the Superbowl this year. Same for the bottom 27, obviously. Anyways, here we go.
1. Arizona Cardinals
2. Cincinnati Bengals
3. Denver Broncos
Aaaaand you blew it. Still easily the best defense in the league, and still one of the greatest of all time, but not the greatest. In other words, you ain't JJ Watt.
4. New England Patriots
5. Seattle Seahawks
6. Pittsburgh Steelers
Somehow beating the Raiders is actually impressive now. I don't know if I can handle this NFL.
7. Carolina Panthers
Second straight week of someone doing to the Packers what the Raiders were doing to everyone else. Wait what?
8. St. Louis Rams
9. New York Jets
10. Green Bay Packers
11. Buffalo Bills
12. Oakland Raiders
They dropped a spot! Everything* is back to normal!
13. Kansas City Chiefs
14. Philadelphia Eagles
15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
One of the most dominant losing performances in the past few years. Wait what?
16. Atlanta Falcons
17. Jacksonville Jaguars
AFC South moving up**. But the sneaky part is that it's actually because of their now top-10 defense.
18. Baltimore Ravens
19. Dallas Cowboys
Luckily, they have an incredible line. Which allows them to win something* with Romo out.
20. Minnesota Vikings
21. Miami Dolphins
22. Chicago Bears
23. Houston Texans
24. New Orleans Saints
6th ranked offense, 32nd ranked defense. Makes things interesting.
25. San Diego Chargers
8th ranked offense, 31st ranked defense. When I said interesting I was referring to how similar these two teams are. They're also 1st and 2nd in pass attempts, by the way. Which kinda makes sense.
26. Indianapolis Colts
3rd in pass attempts. Not top 10 in offense though. Or even close. It's interesting that the top 4 most pass-heavy teams are all next to each other (Texans).
27. Tennessee Titans
28. Detroit Lions
29. San Francisco 49ers
30. New York Giants
I know you're 5-4. See how much I care.
31. Cleveland Browns
32. Washington Redskins
*nothing
**Wait what?
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