BEFORE THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL! BOOM!
1. Arizona Cardinals
It was starting to feel inevitable.
2. Denver Broncos
They just allowed 50 yards passing to the Packers. The Packers. As in the team with what has been by far the most efficient passing game ever over a 5 year span. This might be the best defense of all time.
3. Cincinnati Bengals
That was not a good game. But when your top spot is reliant on Dalton continuing to put up unsustainable numbers, then obviously you're gonna fall eventually.
4. New England Patriots
5. Seattle Seahawks
6. St. Louis Rams
Yes, half of the top 6 teams play in the NFC west. Kinda like how 4 of the bottom 10 teams play in the AFC south. Haha 4. That's all of them.
7. Pittsburgh Steelers
8. New York Jets
I realize the Raiders are kinda good now, but you can't let them do you like that. And I realize that's basically what I told the Chargers last week, but you can't let them do you like that.
9. Green Bay Packers
s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-SEE-YA
10. Carolina Panthers
11. Oakland Raiders
Yes the Raiders. What the fuck. I'm leaving.
12. Buffalo Bills
13. Kansas City Chiefs
14. Atlanta Falcons
15. Philadelphia Eagles
16. Dallas Cowboys
17. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
18. Baltimore Ravens
19. Miami Dolphins
20. San Diego Chargers
21. New Orleans Saints
Holy FUCK there were a lot of points that game. And my algorithm still doesn't think their defense is that much worse than the Chargers' (the second worst team).
22. Minnesota Vikings
23. Jacksonville Jaguars
24. Houston Texans
Remember last season when JJ Watt had the 3 greatest games of all time? You know which one gets to be the greatest? None of them anymore.
25. Chicago Bears
26. New York Giants
Even more amazingly, their defense still gets to be better than the Chargers'.
27. Indianapolis Colts
28. Cleveland Browns
29. Detroit Lions
30. Tennessee Titans
31. San Francisco 49ers
32. Washington Redskins
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