On time as FUCK.
1. Arizona Cardinals
Everybody has bad games. But this one cost AZ half their lead over Seattle.
2. Seattle Seahawks
NFC West 2, everybody else 0.
3. Cincinnati Bengals
That dominant performance against the Rams has them solidly positioned to be the 2nd-seed and the 1st-most-skilliest team in the AFC.
4. Pittsburgh Steelers
How are all the best teams in the same divisions???
5. Denver Broncos
6. New England Patriots
Well, there goes one of them.
7. Carolina Panthers
The average ranking of their remaining (regular season) opponents is 21st. That's like, really high for an average.
8. Kansas City Chiefs
Closing the gap. It wouldn't be that unreasonable to see the Panthers go 16-0 as the 8th best team in the NFL.
9. Tampa Bay Buccanneers
Somehow my algorithm knows not to penalize teams for being unable to stop the unstoppable. AKA Matthew Hasselbeck.
10. New York Jets
Another really good looking win.
11. Oakland Raiders
Well they're more just a beneficiary of the Rams and Packers falling apart.
12. St. Louis Rams
13. Green Bay Packers
14. Baltimore Ravens
15. Buffalo Bills
16. Chicago Bears
They've done an incredible job to pull themselves out of the depths of the NFL basement.
17. Atlanta Falcons
We're nearing the end.
18. Minnesota Vikings
19. Houston Texans
I just can't think of watt could possibly keep this team from being the worst in the league. But somehow they're shutting down great offenses.
20. Detroit Lions
Don't get too proud of yourselves.
21. Jacksonville Jaguars
22. Dallas Cowboys
Remember when I made fun of the AFC South? Well I just want to point out that this week, the Cowboys are the first NFC East team you're seeing. God damn some divisions suck.
23. Philadelphia Eagles
24. Tennessee Titans
25. Miami Dolphins
26. San Francisco 49ers
27. Washington Redskins
28. San Diego Chargers
29. Indianapolis Colts
30. New York Giants
31. New Orleans Saints
32. Cleveland Browns
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