Tuesday, December 1, 2015

2015 NFL Power Rankings Week 12

On time as FUCK.

1. Arizona Cardinals

Everybody has bad games. But this one cost AZ half their lead over Seattle.

2. Seattle Seahawks

NFC West 2, everybody else 0.

3. Cincinnati Bengals

That dominant performance against the Rams has them solidly positioned to be the 2nd-seed and the 1st-most-skilliest team in the AFC.

4. Pittsburgh Steelers

How are all the best teams in the same divisions???

5. Denver Broncos

6. New England Patriots

Well, there goes one of them.

7. Carolina Panthers

The average ranking of their remaining (regular season) opponents is 21st. That's like, really high for an average.

8. Kansas City Chiefs

Closing the gap. It wouldn't be that unreasonable to see the Panthers go 16-0 as the 8th best team in the NFL.

9. Tampa Bay Buccanneers

Somehow my algorithm knows not to penalize teams for being unable to stop the unstoppable. AKA Matthew Hasselbeck.

10. New York Jets

Another really good looking win.

11. Oakland Raiders

Well they're more just a beneficiary of the Rams and Packers falling apart.

12. St. Louis Rams

13. Green Bay Packers

14. Baltimore Ravens

15. Buffalo Bills

16. Chicago Bears

They've done an incredible job to pull themselves out of the depths of the NFL basement.

17. Atlanta Falcons

We're nearing the end.

18. Minnesota Vikings

19. Houston Texans

I just can't think of watt could possibly keep this team from being the worst in the league. But somehow they're shutting down great offenses.

20. Detroit Lions

Don't get too proud of yourselves.

21. Jacksonville Jaguars

22. Dallas Cowboys

Remember when I made fun of the AFC South? Well I just want to point out that this week, the Cowboys are the first NFC East team you're seeing. God damn some divisions suck.

23. Philadelphia Eagles

24. Tennessee Titans

25. Miami Dolphins

26. San Francisco 49ers

27. Washington Redskins

28. San Diego Chargers

29. Indianapolis Colts

30. New York Giants

31. New Orleans Saints

32. Cleveland Browns

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