Well, at least I got the rankings in before Sunday
1. Arizona Cardinals
As usual, but it's getting closer and closer.
2. Seattle Seahawks
3. Cincinnati Bengals
4. Pittsburgh Steelers
5. Denver Broncos
6. Carolina Panthers
7. Kansas City Chiefs
They're in the same division as a top 10 offense. They played that top 10 offense twice. They allowed exactly 3 points each time. They may have started out 1-5 (!), but it's been over two months (!!) since they've lost a game.
8. New England Patriots
9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
10. New York Jets
11. Buffalo Bills
12. Oakland Raiders
13. St. Louis Rams
As of this point in the list, only 5 divisions are represented.
14. Green Bay Packers
15. Chicago Bears
Wouldn't it be amazing if they passed Green Bay? Yes. Because fuck the Packers.
16. Baltimore Ravens
17. Houston Texans
18. Minnesota Vikings
19. Detroit Lions
We just had two non-NFC-north teams in the last 6 spots.
20. Dallas Cowboys
21. Jacksonville Jaguars
22. Philadelphia Eagles
23. Atlanta Falcons
24. Miami Dolphins
25. New York Giants
26. Washington Redskins
We just had three non-NFC-east teams in the last 7 spots.
27. Tennessee Titans
28. San Diego Chargers
29. San Francisco 49ers
30. Cleveland Browns
31. Indianapolis Colts
32. New Orleans Saints
With the number 6 offense in the entire NFL.
Saturday, December 19, 2015
Thursday, December 10, 2015
2015 NFL Power Rankings Week 13
I feel pretty good about last week's rankings, the top 5 teams won by a combined 164-26. I'd say that's a pretty solid margin.
1. Arizona Cardinals
2. Seattle Seahawks
Biggest jump of anyone. Cut the gap in half again despite how well the Cardinals did. This is probably the best team in the NFL now. Again.
3. Pittsburgh Steelers
4. Cincinnati Bengals
Yes, they lost a spot despite winning 37-3.
5. Denver Broncos
6. New England Patriots
lol
7. Carolina Panthers
Just itching to give up that 7th spot.
8. Kansas City Chiefs
9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
10. New York Jets
11. Green Bay Packers
12. Oakland Raiders
13. Buffalo Bills
14. St. Louis Rams
15. Chicago Bears
Yes, in the top 15, we have the Chiefs, Bucs, Jets, Raiders, Bills, Rams, and Bears. So basically over half of the bottom-10 crowd in recent years.
16. Baltimore Ravens
17. Detroit Lions
18. Atlanta Falcons
19. Houston Texans
20. Dallas Cowboys
21. Minnesota Vikings
22. Philadelphia Eagles
23. Jacksonville Jaguars
24. Miami Dolphins
25. Tennessee Titans
26. San Francisco 49ers
27. San Diego Chargers
28. Washington Redskins
29. New York Giants
30. Indianapolis Colts
31. New Orleans Saints
Yes, this is the team that almost knocked off the undefeated Panthers.
32. Cleveland Browns
1. Arizona Cardinals
2. Seattle Seahawks
Biggest jump of anyone. Cut the gap in half again despite how well the Cardinals did. This is probably the best team in the NFL now. Again.
3. Pittsburgh Steelers
4. Cincinnati Bengals
Yes, they lost a spot despite winning 37-3.
5. Denver Broncos
6. New England Patriots
lol
7. Carolina Panthers
Just itching to give up that 7th spot.
8. Kansas City Chiefs
9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
10. New York Jets
11. Green Bay Packers
12. Oakland Raiders
13. Buffalo Bills
14. St. Louis Rams
15. Chicago Bears
Yes, in the top 15, we have the Chiefs, Bucs, Jets, Raiders, Bills, Rams, and Bears. So basically over half of the bottom-10 crowd in recent years.
16. Baltimore Ravens
17. Detroit Lions
18. Atlanta Falcons
19. Houston Texans
20. Dallas Cowboys
21. Minnesota Vikings
22. Philadelphia Eagles
23. Jacksonville Jaguars
24. Miami Dolphins
25. Tennessee Titans
26. San Francisco 49ers
27. San Diego Chargers
28. Washington Redskins
29. New York Giants
30. Indianapolis Colts
31. New Orleans Saints
Yes, this is the team that almost knocked off the undefeated Panthers.
32. Cleveland Browns
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
2015 NFL Power Rankings Week 12
On time as FUCK.
1. Arizona Cardinals
Everybody has bad games. But this one cost AZ half their lead over Seattle.
2. Seattle Seahawks
NFC West 2, everybody else 0.
3. Cincinnati Bengals
That dominant performance against the Rams has them solidly positioned to be the 2nd-seed and the 1st-most-skilliest team in the AFC.
4. Pittsburgh Steelers
How are all the best teams in the same divisions???
5. Denver Broncos
6. New England Patriots
Well, there goes one of them.
7. Carolina Panthers
The average ranking of their remaining (regular season) opponents is 21st. That's like, really high for an average.
8. Kansas City Chiefs
Closing the gap. It wouldn't be that unreasonable to see the Panthers go 16-0 as the 8th best team in the NFL.
9. Tampa Bay Buccanneers
Somehow my algorithm knows not to penalize teams for being unable to stop the unstoppable. AKA Matthew Hasselbeck.
10. New York Jets
Another really good looking win.
11. Oakland Raiders
Well they're more just a beneficiary of the Rams and Packers falling apart.
12. St. Louis Rams
13. Green Bay Packers
14. Baltimore Ravens
15. Buffalo Bills
16. Chicago Bears
They've done an incredible job to pull themselves out of the depths of the NFL basement.
17. Atlanta Falcons
We're nearing the end.
18. Minnesota Vikings
19. Houston Texans
I just can't think of watt could possibly keep this team from being the worst in the league. But somehow they're shutting down great offenses.
20. Detroit Lions
Don't get too proud of yourselves.
21. Jacksonville Jaguars
22. Dallas Cowboys
Remember when I made fun of the AFC South? Well I just want to point out that this week, the Cowboys are the first NFC East team you're seeing. God damn some divisions suck.
23. Philadelphia Eagles
24. Tennessee Titans
25. Miami Dolphins
26. San Francisco 49ers
27. Washington Redskins
28. San Diego Chargers
29. Indianapolis Colts
30. New York Giants
31. New Orleans Saints
32. Cleveland Browns
1. Arizona Cardinals
Everybody has bad games. But this one cost AZ half their lead over Seattle.
2. Seattle Seahawks
NFC West 2, everybody else 0.
3. Cincinnati Bengals
That dominant performance against the Rams has them solidly positioned to be the 2nd-seed and the 1st-most-skilliest team in the AFC.
4. Pittsburgh Steelers
How are all the best teams in the same divisions???
5. Denver Broncos
6. New England Patriots
Well, there goes one of them.
7. Carolina Panthers
The average ranking of their remaining (regular season) opponents is 21st. That's like, really high for an average.
8. Kansas City Chiefs
Closing the gap. It wouldn't be that unreasonable to see the Panthers go 16-0 as the 8th best team in the NFL.
9. Tampa Bay Buccanneers
Somehow my algorithm knows not to penalize teams for being unable to stop the unstoppable. AKA Matthew Hasselbeck.
10. New York Jets
Another really good looking win.
11. Oakland Raiders
Well they're more just a beneficiary of the Rams and Packers falling apart.
12. St. Louis Rams
13. Green Bay Packers
14. Baltimore Ravens
15. Buffalo Bills
16. Chicago Bears
They've done an incredible job to pull themselves out of the depths of the NFL basement.
17. Atlanta Falcons
We're nearing the end.
18. Minnesota Vikings
19. Houston Texans
I just can't think of watt could possibly keep this team from being the worst in the league. But somehow they're shutting down great offenses.
20. Detroit Lions
Don't get too proud of yourselves.
21. Jacksonville Jaguars
22. Dallas Cowboys
Remember when I made fun of the AFC South? Well I just want to point out that this week, the Cowboys are the first NFC East team you're seeing. God damn some divisions suck.
23. Philadelphia Eagles
24. Tennessee Titans
25. Miami Dolphins
26. San Francisco 49ers
27. Washington Redskins
28. San Diego Chargers
29. Indianapolis Colts
30. New York Giants
31. New Orleans Saints
32. Cleveland Browns
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