1. Cincinnati Bengals
It's not CLOSE. Like, at bengALL.
2. Green Bay Packers
Just the top of a pack of teams all in essentially the same place.
3. Pittsburgh Steelers
No. Fuck the Steelers.
4. Arizona Cardinals
Sometimes winning just isn't in the cards.
5. New England Patriots
More like the New England Golden TATEriots, am I right?
6. Denver Broncos
Ok, I just saw the Seahawks below me and realized I'm gonna have no shot at making puns out of all these names.
7. St. Louis Rams
Ok, bye everybody, we don't need to talk about the rest of the teams. The one below these ramblings is gonna win the Superbowl, the rest suck, you know the story.
8. Seattle Seahawks
9. Dallas Cowboys
10. Baltimore Ravens
11. Buffalo Bills
12. New York Jets
13. New York Giants
14. Philadelphia Eagles
15. Atlanta Falcons
16. Carolina Panthers
17. San Diego Chargers
18. Washington Redskins
19. Oakland Raiders
20. Kansas City Chiefs
21. Jacksonville Jaguars
Haha just kidding I have something more to say. If you were wondering if this is the first AFC South team you've seen so far, well, then I'm impressed, because you're perceptive as fuck. But yes. That's right. The Jacksonville motherfucking Jaguars are the best team in their division.
22. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
23. Detroit Lions
24. Tennessee Titans
25. Chicago Bears
26. Minnesota Vikings
27. Houston Texans
28. Indianapolis Colts
29. New Orleans Saints
30. San Francisco 49ers
31. Cleveland Browns
32. Miami Dolphins
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