Tuesday, September 10, 2013

2013 NFL Team Rankings for Week 1

Let me preface these rankings with a brief introduction. As they are entirely computer based, and based off of just this season at that, there are elements that cannot be controlled for at this point. For example, the algorithm doesn’t look at any Jaguars games or Broncos games other than week 1, so the Chiefs can be overly rewarded for playing a bad team while the Ravens can be overly punished for playing a good team. However, with these rankings, we can still see what demonstrated skill is likely to be repeatable and which is not (such as 6 turnovers for the Giants). The rankings are all computer, and the comments on the teams are all me. Enjoy:

1. Denver Broncos

This is what happens when your quarterback has the best game of anyone since the merger. Given their schedule, 14-2 or 15-1 looks well within their reach as long as Peyton stays healthy. The scary thing is they’ll be even better when they get back one of the five best players in the entire NFL in Von Miller. Watch out.

2. New York Giants

Surprise! When you turn the ball over 6 times, you should lose by a lot. At least that’s what should happen when you have some of the worst luck I’ve ever seen. Those turnovers aren’t going to happen again. Eli Manning and the passing game being almost unstoppable other than the turnovers? Much more repeatable, although I still expect a regression.

3. San Francisco 49ers

The best team in the league last year gets off to the same kind of start in this one. That’s a good Packers secondary that they lit up. I’d say I expect them to stay in the top 3 for a while, but anything can happen in their huge week 2 matchup (see the team at 4)

4. Seattle Seahawks

A dominant defense and a superstar quarterback were barely able to mask some huge issues on that offensive line. But with that combination, they’re still one of the toughest teams to beat in the league, especially at home. It’ll be a huge test next week against the 49ers. Both those teams should be in the mix for the NFC championship until the very end no matter how much they beat up on each other.

5. Kansas City Chiefs

This team was really bad last year. The Jags were too. But while Jacksonville looks like they’re just repeating all of last year’s woes, Kansas City might have turned a corner. I still want to see them dominate this much against someone who looks like they belong in the NFL, but beating any team as badly as they did is incredibly impressive.

6. Tennessee Titans

Wow. This game was the shocker of the week for me. The Titans defense was bad last year. Not Saints bad, but really bad. And while the Steelers aren’t the most prolific offense in the NFL, shutting them down the way they did is impressive. In a weak AFC, the Titans might actually be able to squeeze into the playoffs. I’m much more impressed by their win than the Chiefs’. The Steelers were a really solid football team.

7. Cincinnati Bengals

Ahh, the Bengals. The second loser in the top 10. Dalton threw his two picks, but as I’ve mentioned before, I don’t really care. He went 26/33 against the Bears. That’s really, really, really good. A.J. Green looks better than ever. This team looks like the team to beat in the AFC North (and they’re still in first place!).

8. St. Louis Rams

The battle for 3rd in the NFL’s best division, and the Rams deserve this one. The Cards defense is pretty good, and Bradford seems like he might take the big step this year. Cook looked legit, and Austin can be a big plus, too. It’s just too bad this team couldn’t play in a division that matches their current geographical location.

9. Houston Texans

The team that we saw in the second half last night after the east coast went to bed could be the best in the AFC. JJ Watt is still the best football player in the world, and Andre Johnson can still get open at will. The team we saw in the first half… uggghhh. You made Philip Rivers look like Peyton Manning. I expect this team to look a little more like the second half version as the season goes on, and they can probably cruise to a 2 seed, although the Titans might actually be a team to watch out for in their division.

10. Miami Dolphins

Great D. Cameron Wake is as good as ever, and they played exactly as they were supposed to. The offense is a different story. Tannehill wasn’t great, but he was good enough to get the job done. The running game on the other hand? Maybe worse than the Ravens pass defense. 20 yards on 23 carries. And the Browns might be improved, but they aren’t that good. At this point, here’s my advice to you: Just stop running the football. Entirely. Tannehill can put up enough points to win with that defense, especially against what, I must repeat, is an awful AFC.

11. Philadelphia Eagles

I believe in Chip! They passed! They ran! Oh did they run. McCoy must love Chip’s offense. And even the D too! RG3 (Robert) is an incredible quarterback, and they pretty much shut him down in the first half on their way to a 33-7 lead. They can go from the cellar to the playoffs. I give them as much credit as any other team in the league this week. Because they did it against a good team. A really good team. 

12. Oakland Raiders

I don’t know if Pryor is just this good, or if the Colts D is just that bad. Probably a combination of both. I don’t expect them to go very far this year, but they seem a hell of a lot more competitive than I though they’d be.

13. New Orleans Saints

They lit up the Falcons, who had a bad defense, and they got lit up by the Falcons, who had a good offense. But they limited their losses, and they beat a team that was 13-3 last year. That limit of their losses was mainly luck, but even the god-awful D they displayed is a huge improvement over their maybe-the-worst-ever defense last year.

14. Cleveland Browns

I finally get to talk about a game I’ve talked about before. This team is as high as it is because of that run defense. Maybe it’s luck. Maybe it’s not. But teams don’t get that lucky that often. If the offense can step up just a little bit, the Browns can compete for a playoff spot.

15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Bad luck, and the LaVonte David hit might have even been clean. But they were playing the Jets, and while the Jets are kind of like the Cardinals with their good D and bad O, Josh Freeman looked bad. But given the defenses of the Saints and Falcons, he might be able to still do some damage in that division.

16. Detroit Lions
17. Minnesota Vikings

The fun game of the week. Reggie Bush all over the place, the Lions looking like a pretty good team, and Adrian Peterson putting up a hell of a lot of fantasy points for someone who was pretty much shut down other than the first play. Both of these teams should be fun to watch the rest of the season as they fight for a 9-7 record in a not-as-good-as-people-think NFC North.

18. New York Jets

They got the win, and Geno Smith looked like a real quarterback, but so would a lot of people compared to Mark Sanchez. In reality, their offense wasn’t that good, and the D just carried them enough down the stretch to keep them in a position to get lucky at the end.

19. Atlanta Falcons
20. Green Bay Packers

Two of last year’s top teams whose defenses were awful in week 1, but they were both playing elite offenses, so maybe we can give them a break. Both teams still put up enough points to keep them in the game until the end. I think the 49ers are MUCH better than the Saints though, so I would be MUCH more worried about the Falcons moving forward. The Pack should do just fine, and they’ll probably win the division fairly handily.

21. Arizona Cardinals

You know, 21 isn’t so bad for this team. Carson Palmer is a huge improvement at quarterback, and while this team will likely be out of the playoff hunt halfway through the season, a lot of that can be attributed to their division (and their conference). This team might be better than half the AFC, but they still won’t sniff contention.

22. Chicago Bears

They won, but it wasn’t that impressive. Dalton dominated them, and they just look mediocre. But the Bengals are a good team, so the Bears will take what they can get. Looking mediocre against the Bengals might be a good thing.

23. Buffalo Bills
24. New England Patriots

I found it interesting that my algorithm ranked both competitors in this matchup so low. It’s almost entirely attributable to pretty inefficient passing offenses (5.5 and 5.6 yards per attempt) on both sides. Brady looked human, just as he did at the end of the Ravens game in the playoffs last year, and the Bills didn’t even have Jarius Bryd at safety. Maybe when he gets Gronk back he’ll be able to play like we’re used to, but until then, I’m not sure if Julian Edelman and co. can keep the Patriots looking like the Patriots of old.

25. Pittsburg Steelers

I’ll admit it. I had them winning the division. And I’ll admit it. They looked horrible. The D wasn’t so bad (it never is), but the offense was much, much worse than the mediocre one we saw last year. We’ll see if they can right the ship.

26. San Diego Chargers

I’ve said most of it in the Texans entry. JJ Watt can make anyone look bad. Maybe the first half was a sign of good things to come. But considering the game on the whole, neither their offense nor their defense was particularly good.

27. Washington Redskins

This team didn’t have a particularly good defense last year, but they didn’t look like they could stop anybody on the ground in week 1. However, last year, Robert led the league in yards per attempt and yards per carry on the way to a well-deserved ROY award (over Russell Wilson, who had by far the second best rookie season for any QB ever). Hopefully for the Redskins, the Eagles were just good, and this first game was just a fluke for a QB who had been injured for a while. They did seem to pick it up a little bit in the second half. Time will tell.

28. Indianapolis Colts

Just like last year, the Colts played terribly and barely beat a bad team. Unlike last year, however, Andrew Luck was actually pretty good. He wasn’t amazing by any means, and he still got sacked too much, but he was better, even considering the Raiders defense being made up of backups. The defense, on the other hand, was bad. Really bad. There’s just no way Pryor is actually that good. I don’t believe in this Colts team at all.

29. Carolina Panthers

Here’s a team I do still believe in. They won’t have to play the Seahawks D and Russell Wilson every week, and their front 7 looked really good, including rookie DT Star Lotulelei. They could still win this division.

30. Jacksonville Jaguars

They’re bad.

31. Baltimore Ravens

Denver’s good. The Ravens are average.

32. Dallas Cowboys


They got lucky to win that first game, forcing 6 turnovers. Maybe forcing isn’t the right word. Lucking into 6 turnovers is more accurate. They couldn’t stop Eli Manning. Tony Romo wasn’t bad, but he wasn’t good either. The Cowboys need to shore up their pass defense fast, or this could be a long season for them.

No comments:

Post a Comment